Day 36: I found my purpose in life!

It turned out that my purpose wasn't to be a marathon runner. Instead, I was shipped to another factory. I remained in the U.S this time. I was to be recycled into a playground. In the hammer mill I was chopped into hundreds of pieces. I had sharp knives piercing into me ripping me apart. I was then heated and molded into a rubber playground surface. Only one week later I was laid out at a local elementary school underneath a brand new playground! I couldn't have been more excited to be around children! This time I would not be ripped up or destroyed either since rubber playground surfaces are non biodegradable, therefore I will never go away. My purpose has been served!